An early morning departure from SF saw us hit Denny's Oakdale for breakfast, with blue skies beckoning east and a perfect forecast. As predicted, 120 was busy heading into the park, but thinned out over Tioga. First stop: emergency rock shoes for one of our crew. Turns out there is a gas station in Tuolomne Meadows with a gear store attached... how convenient. We stopped for rock shoes, and left with about $500 worth of t-shirts, hiking shirts, shoes, DEET, and other 'essentials'. It's fair to say they guy behind the desk had seen our type before, and was happy to oblige us our shopping fun. We rationalized it as the equivalent of a high street shopping trip, of the 'Sex and the City' flavor, for mountain folks.
Moving right along, we entered through the Lundy Valley with the intent of reaching the '20 lakes' area, out back of Saddlebag Lake. About 3pm Friday we struck out from the car, and after an hour or so, the consequences of our trailhead choice were apparent; we had added a couple thousand feet of vertical to our first day ascent. This was a good tune up for the legs, especially when we tackled a 500ft chute of mobile, small-rock talus. It was totally worth it once we attained the plateau; so many lakes to choose from, and plenty of great campsites. Note that many of the peninsulas and islands are off-limits as they're too small, and don't offer sufficient distance from the water. We bedded down ready for a 'fun day climb' on Saturday.
The morning dawns bluebird, and we leave camp around 8am, drenched in morning sun and
cooled by a classic mountain breeze. Spirits are high and we rock up to the ridge, roping up at the first tower around 10.30am. The summit seems close; the day seems young. Our confidence is buoyed by a group of three, average age late 50s, who merrily claim to have climbed Conness 'several times' and 'never bothering to take any pro'. Next, we encounter a man climbing barefoot, having hiked around North Peak that day sans-footwear. Takes all kinds, we figure. In any case, we're all looking forward to a late lunch on the summit, followed by a triumphant downclimb and relaxed hike to camp by headlamp.
It's about now that we shift into a time warp. For some reason, everything starts to take a long, long time. We're taking precautions, but nothing outrageous - pro here and there, belays on the steep face, but we're trying to be efficient and we don't stop. It's just slow going. The rappel takes ages, largely due to a serious sideways component - tough for Jeff to set the rope across, and tough for me to follow... I've only rappelled down before, across is a new trick. Before we can start the summit pitches after the rappel, we have an awkward side-climb, which runs the clock down further. And despite our older friends scampering up without ropes or cams, we can't help looking down 2000 ft of bare granite and thinking we're too young to die. More pro, and we're on belay. You get the idea...
...and, a few hours later, we end up one pitch from the summit, watching the sunset. On the plus side, it's truly beautiful; California sun through Yosemite forest fire smoke is hard to beat. On the downside, it means we have about 15 minutes of climbing light, after which it will be all headlamps. Not a prospect we're relishing with this exposure. And it turns out that our final platform is separated from the summit by a few hundred horizontal yards, starting with a lie back downclimb, followed by the hardest move of the climb (a crack hold / smear thing), and all the time contemplating a nice 30ft pendulum fall. Climbing second, I was the least rock-xperienced, and suspected I would be the weakest link. This notion was reinforced as Jim narrated Jeff's progress across the face (I couldn't see Jeff): 'whoa, nice move Jeff! ah, Luke, you're gonna need to be ready for this'. Hmmm.

Well, I got across. Having never climbed down a lie back in an awkwardly narrow chimney, it was all bent knees and willpower. At 'the move', I learned the true value of commitment. Yes, you have a pack on, yes it's your first day out in your own rock shoes, and yes, you have zero technique; but you have to get up the rock. I improvized some hand jamming in the cracks and muscled up and over, doing all the wrong stuff and using about 5x the energy I should have. But I was up, and ready for a simple walk across. Off belay, a scramble to the summit, and we had conquered Conness.
Suddenly, it's dark. We had been climbing in the fading light, where your eyes work harder and harder until... it's dark. Fortunately we had caught a glimpse of the first part of the downclimb, which resembled some sort of rock bridge to some mou ntain lair; Lord of the Rings style. The cold breeze continued, so we had the good sense to take stock, make a plan, and gear up with warm clothes. Main issues were a shortage of water, after an unplanned 4 hours extra on the hill, and having eaten very little
through the course of the day. An oatmeal sachet
for breakfast, a bar, and a few shot blocks, left
us with a definite glycogen shortage. We resolved to downclimb and pause at water.After a bit of routefinding madness on the summit plateau (when the SuperTopo says 'northeast corner', they are exactly right! Take a compass, or even better, a GPS with maps), we found the path down past Alpine Lake. It's now 11pm, and prospects for reaching any kind of camp are slim. We also know that the trail from here is tricky. For better or worse, it's time to hunker down - a first for all of us, despite many cumulative nights in the mountains amongst our crew.
All I can say is: thanks for the reminder. A timely reminder that sleeping bags and Thermarests really make a difference. And that the gear you take to rescue one injured person (which we had; a bivy sack, foil blanket, several down jackets) ain't enough if you're all overnighting. It was a 'warm' night, but we shivered pretty bad, as we alternated between the two-man-squished bivy sack, and the crack in the rock where man #3 huddled (I adopted a style which involved legs in pack, foil blanket around top half, and pack insulating torso from ground... which was good for 2 hours sleep). Brrrr.
With that setup, a pre-dawn departure was a no-brainer. Marching at 5am, we experienced a glorious sunrise and some fun routefinding as the black sky turned gray and finally blue. By 7.00 we were rolling along the glorious green valley floor, with the classic Sierra dappled sun and backdrop of crags. The fuel tanks were low, though, and we were in need of calories in whatever form they might take. Fortunately, we had a clear milestone in mind: the Saddlebag Lake diner, and a super-hospitable woman named Marge.
Breakfast was a riot of sugar, protein, carbs, butter, caffeine... you name it. I ordered a cookie as a side. We drank 3 cups of coffee (at least) as Marge kept it coming. All said, we spent about 2 hours eating, drinking, relaxing in the sun, and waiting for the water taxi. Call us soft, but after 24 hours away from camp (of which 18 were travelling), we needed some R&R. We'd all done endurance events before, but the added factor here was food and water deprivation. Running 8 hours on a trail makes you sore, but at least your muscles can fire. This was a really tough state of fatigue, truly bonking, where another few hours on the trail may simple not have been possible. Yes, lesson learned. But it was almost worth it to savor the simple pleasures of Marge's pancakes and sitting in the sun at Saddlebag.
The rest is standard stuff. Afternoon chilling by the lake, naps, books, a little fly fishing for Jim. We agreed that future holidays should include this, even if we don't pull a stunt like Conness. Monday morning we hiked out - a surprisingly hairy descent into Lundy reminding us that down is often harder than up, especially on slippery stuff - and reached the car by midday.
All in all, a classic high-country adventure. Plenty of lessons, plenty of bonding, and an excellent few days scenery around the majestic granite of the high Sierra. Mt Conness is thoroughly recommended. Those among you more confident will scamper up without
Full set of full res pics are here, email me for the password: http://lukebaxter.zenfolio.com/p798320041
Happy trails.
PS this one's going on Supertopo.com

